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Of What The Fuck

Thu Aug 18, 2005, 1:48 PM
I've been waiting to have a huge collection of the strange, the sick, and the bizarre, to share with you through this journal for a while now. While I feel that my new collection is nearly ready to be unveiled, I feel compelled to unleash this new discovery upon you now.

Going through past journals, seeing the content of my own work, or just knowing me, you know how disturbed I am, and you can only imagine just how deeply I have penetraited into the depraved underbelly of the bukkake splattered, scat smeared, incestuous gaping anal internet. This however, left even me somewhat speechless.

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Note: There is no nudity, there is no profanity, this is work safe. The fact that such a sentence could used to describe the most disturbing thing I've ever seen on the net is astonishing.

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  • Current Residence: Lil run down house on the corner of nowhere.
  • Interests: Pouring salt onto snails then using the resulting green slime to write my name on the sidewalk.
  • Favourite movie: Troll 2, "You can't piss on hospitality!" "Nilbog is goblin spelled backwards!"
  • Favourite band or musician: Rob Zombie, Linkin Park, Disturbed, Papa Roach
  • Favourite genre of music: So called "Nu-metal".
  • Favourite artist: Yuoma - Highly unique style, simple and complicated at the same time.
  • Favourite poet or writer: David Eddings
  • Favourite photographer: Brig. Gen. Janice Karpinski - Google her, its worth it. Such style in her work.
  • Favourite style of art: Photoshops involving the use of Goatse, tubgirl, or lemon party.
  • Operating System: Jergins Sensitive Skin Lotion.
  • MP3 player of choice: Rusty coat hanger.
  • Shell of choice: Huh? Oh... I thought the previous question was asking about abortion methods...
  • Wallpaper of choice: OCD alumni Marc Summers freaking out over piles of candy mixed together.
  • Skin of choice: Flayed, Passion of the Christ style.
  • Favourite game: Leaving bowls full of antifreeze around neighborhood dogs.
  • Favourite gaming platform: PS2
  • Favourite cartoon character: The Overfiend from Urotosukidoji.
  • Personal Quote: You bitch! You told me that it wasn't contagious!
  • Tools of the Trade: pencil, paper, photoshop, used condoms

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Spread the DA love around! (you can copy and paste this message on their userpage!)

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Send This To All Your Friends, And Me If I Am 1.
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Facking stalker... D:
Flagged as Spam
:iconkaithefox16:
blargh*randomnessfromKai*=D

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:iconabnormaltoonage:
My friend, I miss exchanging filthy oppionated art with you, and i still owe you for the chubs and chalmers logo you did

Now I sound gay...

I'm gonna go sit in a tub of battery acid until I feel clean now

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I must burn your puppy, I must love you, I must annihilate your doorknob, I must send you money,I must steal your soul, I must say you are god, I must say you should really not believe anything i say, I must something, I must OHH BUT i MUST NOT TAKE YOU OUT OF MY WATCH LIST.

why, because that would be bad manners.

Peace over and out
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Popping by and saying hi! :D :wave:

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AHAHAHAHAAA. I know you. o.o -point accusingly- YOU MAKE BABY JESUS SOIL HIMSELF. -splode-


....Don't ask. I don't know either. XD <3
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looks like you have some balls dennis.. too bad they're on your chin

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